BeETlejuice
Coincidentally, ET is from Betelgeuse.
Cute. She has her mother's eyes.
And oddly enough, both Beetlejuice and ET are males.. though I suppose in this day and age, that's just enough!
Where are the clownshoes?
Historically inaccurate. Don Vito is actually her father.
Danny Devito?
How do you know not know who Saint Vito is?
I like to conveniently not understand things online because it benefits the next thing the internet tells me to he outraged about. Plus taking everything out of context to fit my absurdist agenda agrees with my fee fees.
Her Indian name is Fisheye Lightfoot.
Dot or Feather?
That's an insult to ET intelligence
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