Xiden handlers trying to prevent the next failed press conference

global Poal rules
keep posts at least moderately related to politics (all political viewpoints are welcome here).
At least try to be funny.
being a libtard isn't banned, but you will be relentlessly mocked for it.

Anything of a political nature that is at least somewhat funny is alright here, My politics are mostly 3rd position/national socialist but I vary on each individual issue, however you're free to post any kind of politics in your maymays that you like, even if they are objectively incorrect.