Cactus dildo would be appropriate
Dr. Hunter Biden will be the man doing the ass spelunking.
Because we all know he's the smartest man on earth, perhaps the universe.
Crack cocaine for anesthesia, don't know what they'll use on Joe yet.
Of all the options on the table, I never even thought of "died while under anesthesia." That's pretty clever of Rice, and Co.
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