I remember as a kid touching everything all the time and never washing my hands and rarely getting sick and never dying because I had developed an immune system.
I remember as a kid touching everything all the time and never washing my hands and rarely getting sick and never dying because I had developed an immune system.
You must have never seen a phone with layers of mouth scum on them, that you can smell.
You must have never seen a phone with layers of mouth scum on them, that you can smell.
No one told you to use it as a buttplug either.
No one told you to use it as a buttplug either.
Intercom phones at Target are likely sanitized an insane amount of times in the current year.
Masked voices over the phone or PA are usually so muffled it's pointless
Intercom phones at Target are likely sanitized an insane amount of times in the current year.
Masked voices over the phone or PA are usually so muffled it's pointless
Prank callers before caller ID can confirm
Prank callers before caller ID can confirm
Never. When I was a kid, everyone around me was white.
Never. When I was a kid, everyone around me was white.
[Wa wa waaaaaaat?!?!](https://youtu.be/_3PUu88nOcw)
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