You must have never seen a phone with layers of mouth scum on them, that you can smell.
No one told you to use it as a buttplug either.
Intercom phones at Target are likely sanitized an insane amount of times in the current year.
Masked voices over the phone or PA are usually so muffled it's pointless
Prank callers before caller ID can confirm
Never. When I was a kid, everyone around me was white.
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