Takes off his mask to put his mouth on that dirty phone. Shared phones are disgusting. I remember as a kid wiping them down before using them. So gross.
I remember as a kid touching everything all the time and never washing my hands and rarely getting sick and never dying because I had developed an immune system.
You must have never seen a phone with layers of mouth scum on them, that you can smell.
Intercom phones at Target are likely sanitized an insane amount of times in the current year.
Masked voices over the phone or PA are usually so muffled it's pointless
No one told you to use it as a buttplug either.
Never. When I was a kid, everyone around me was white.
Wa wa waaaaaaat?!?! (youtu.be)
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