There's a joke for this... So a student goes to use bathroom but there's no toilet paper, so uses their hand instead. Gets back to class room teacher asks "why is your hand clenched?". The student replies on my way back from bathroom I caught a leprechaun but I can't show you or he'll escape. So teacher sends the student to principles office, principle asks "why is your hand clenched?" Student say I caught a leprechaun but I can't show you or he'll escape. The principle gets upset from the non compliance so sends the student to the superintendent's office. The superintendent asked the student "why is your hand clenched?" only for the student to reply once again I caught a leprechaun but I can't show you or he'll escape. Eventually the superintendent gets the student to open their hand and to no surprise, no leprechaun. The student says, see! You scared the crap out of him! Guess the ol boy caught a pair of leprechauns and didn't wanna wind up with shit on his hands