Because he is “Cornholio!”
Honestly Cornholio would be a better leader. At least there would be TP.
Ohhh shit. Got'm.
Idk, Mr. Cornholio allegedly has ties to Nicaragua. It has been speculated that the TP, required for his bunghole of course, may be being acquired through less than scrupulous means. That's right, boys- a huge controversy may be brewing, relating to an illegal TP ring.
My people, they have but one bunghole.
Not Xiden, he has two!
he needs TP for his bunghole
Not to be confused with “Corn-Pop”
He is honestly a comedy character at this point. A senile, delusional, old man with dementia and a tendency to act like a retard. This guy is so stupid he abandoned people and billions of dollars of military gear and opened the borders for no reason whatsoever.
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