everything we know is fake. i know this post is supposed to be a joke but women really trick us with makeup. everything around us is a scam.
The only language women understand is scam language. If they don't scam others, they have to get scammed.
It's witchcraft. Literally.
Taught to humans by fallen angels.
Yeah...that's why you always discourage it and don't try to start a relationship with one who wears it.
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