They probably have Biden in diapers already to prevent any accidents on camera.
Secret service: Excuse me sir it looks as though there's a liquid substance on the floor.
Obummer: Uhhh ooooh ummm did someone drink too much?
Secret service: No sir, it's past bidens bed time he was found unconscious on the dance floor in a puddle of drool.
Obummer: Get me what that guys taking!!
Secret service: Sir he was given Ivermectin.
Obummer: Are there any cameras? Here's a piece of glass cut me a line.
Secret service: It's a shot with a needle sir.
Obummer: Michelle come here I need to stick something in your dick.
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