It's ok if you prefer to be called a lard ass.
Yes I prefer the classics.
Lard is actually a lost treasure to cook with. I learned this just before I started making goats milk soap, and now I use lard or tallow as a large portion of my fat/oil in my recipes. There are so many good things for you in lard. I bet most people who use lard aren't fat at all.
You are focusing on the "lard" part instead of the "ass" part
Yes lard is a superior cooking grease. You really want to be next level, deep fry in lard. Best fries ever.
However having an ass full of lard is not a superior ass.
Also ...pig fat goat soap.... Literal lard ass soap. Probably not intentional but still funny.
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