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This bottle comes with its own sobriety test. If the whore starts looking good then you're too drunk
Unironically some liquor brand should do that: test pictures of women that are 50/50, like 3-4 out of 10 on the fuckability scale, and then put them on the bottle.
Call it "butterface" scotch, whiskey or other.
Put instructions on the label:
"Sobriety test: Warning if the women on the bottle begins to appear attractive, you've had too much."
Oh shit! ButterScotch TM
That is a really good idea, but you would be sued by the multicolored feminists though.
Just use one of those AI face generator things.
you would be sued by the multicolored feminists.
lip service to "muh feminism", no apology, donate a token amount to a front charity for 'feminism', setup "nazi" bots on twitter to attack my brand and me for prior pro-left comments/donations, making the brand appear further left, and neutralizing any attempt at cancelling.
Hey, free advertising.
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