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Unironically some liquor brand should do that: test pictures of women that are 50/50, like 3-4 out of 10 on the fuckability scale, and then put them on the bottle.

Call it "butterface" scotch, whiskey or other.

Put instructions on the label:

"Sobriety test: Warning if the women on the bottle begins to appear attractive, you've had too much."

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Oh shit! ButterScotch TM

That is a really good idea, but you would be sued by the multicolored feminists though.

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Just use one of those AI face generator things.

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That would help avoid any personal suits, that's a good idea

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you would be sued by the multicolored feminists.

lip service to "muh feminism", no apology, donate a token amount to a front charity for 'feminism', setup "nazi" bots on twitter to attack my brand and me for prior pro-left comments/donations, making the brand appear further left, and neutralizing any attempt at cancelling.

Hey, free advertising.

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I’m with you, give no quarter. It’s the deep pockets of special interest groups that will drive you into the poorhouse with frivolous lawsuits. Death by a thousand cuts. It’s a big gamble