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[–] • 9 pts

This bottle comes with its own sobriety test. If the whore starts looking good then you're too drunk

[–] • 1 pt

Unironically some liquor brand should do that: test pictures of women that are 50/50, like 3-4 out of 10 on the fuckability scale, and then put them on the bottle.

Call it "butterface" scotch, whiskey or other.

Put instructions on the label:

"Sobriety test: Warning if the women on the bottle begins to appear attractive, you've had too much."

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

Oh shit! ButterScotch TM

That is a really good idea, but you would be sued by the multicolored feminists though.

[–] • 1 pt

Just use one of those AI face generator things.

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you would be sued by the multicolored feminists.

lip service to "muh feminism", no apology, donate a token amount to a front charity for 'feminism', setup "nazi" bots on twitter to attack my brand and me for prior pro-left comments/donations, making the brand appear further left, and neutralizing any attempt at cancelling.

Hey, free advertising.

[–] • 2 pts

one drink and you'll want to go down on old black men.

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i understand the point of a "blended whisky", but whiskies is plural and implies its different whiskies, not just "some from the last batch so it tastes the same",,, why would you blend different whiskies

[–] • 3 pts

"women owned" should probably answer that

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It's not diverse and inclusive enough otherwise.

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$100? Wtf are you faggots smoking?

I'll give you tree fiddy for that bitch, and that's it.

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It’s for suckers who believe the bottle will become a collector’s item. They don’t even drink the whiskey.

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I hate quoting myself, but it is appropriate.

His breathe stank of un-aged Highland Scotch

Astringent, Smokey, and Sour,

Much like a Bar-Whore's Rancid Crotch

[–] • 1 pt

I'm pretty sure Keats wrote that.

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women-owned distillery can’t figure out how to make their whiskey an even 80 proof

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A blend of the finest Indian and Jamaican whiskies with the aroma of curry and ganja.

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That label belongs on a bottle of Hennessy.

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Somehow looks more tranny than usual. Must be intentional.

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Probably mixed the “heads” of several runs of the still. Blending together batches of the shit you shouldn’t drink, selling it at a premium to dumbasses who don’t know any better and can’t afford it, all in the name of “capitalism sucks”....

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