Tastes like rancid used whore pussy [720x1280 - 136KB]

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This bottle comes with its own sobriety test. If the whore starts looking good then you're too drunk

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Unironically some liquor brand should do that: test pictures of women that are 50/50, like 3-4 out of 10 on the fuckability scale, and then put them on the bottle.

Call it "butterface" scotch, whiskey or other.

Put instructions on the label:

"Sobriety test: Warning if the women on the bottle begins to appear attractive, you've had too much."

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Oh shit! ButterScotch TM

That is a really good idea, but you would be sued by the multicolored feminists though.

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you would be sued by the multicolored feminists.

lip service to "muh feminism", no apology, donate a token amount to a front charity for 'feminism', setup "nazi" bots on twitter to attack my brand and me for prior pro-left comments/donations, making the brand appear further left, and neutralizing any attempt at cancelling.

Hey, free advertising.

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Just use one of those AI face generator things.

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one drink and you'll want to go down on old black men.

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$100? Wtf are you faggots smoking?

I'll give you tree fiddy for that bitch, and that's it.

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It’s for suckers who believe the bottle will become a collector’s item. They don’t even drink the whiskey.

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i understand the point of a "blended whisky", but whiskies is plural and implies its different whiskies, not just "some from the last batch so it tastes the same",,, why would you blend different whiskies