Just another woman. Only women can alternate between these personas multiple times a day and not be considered mentally ill or incredibly shallow because of it. One minute, she’s supposedly the powerful independent “leader,” and the next minute she’s saying she has zero self-agency and is being victimized by society. All women do this to some extent and it’s celebrated by society now. Meanwhile, men are expected to be predictable, emotionless, stoic drones at all times.

This is funny! I was thinking.. Remember a few years back someone challenged her in a debate and she refused? I forget the details but I will volunteer myself to challenge her in a boxing match. I am not experienced at scraping but I think if we got the interwebs interested I could totally take her! I am female and about her age. How do I go about with offering her this challenge?

Crazy Eyes Cortez will eventually just blame these complete and total fuckups on her women's troubles and menstruation. Then if someone says "that's not an excuse", they're suddenly a sexist. The fact that this unqualified bartender is even involved in a fake Democracy shows how fucked up and rigged the system is. Suck some senators dicks and you're in apparently.

We need a Revolution.