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global Poal rules
keep posts at least moderately related to politics (all political viewpoints are welcome here).
At least try to be funny.
being a libtard isn't banned, but you will be relentlessly mocked for it.

Anything of a political nature that is at least somewhat funny is alright here, My politics are mostly 3rd position/national socialist but I vary on each individual issue, however you're free to post any kind of politics in your maymays that you like, even if they are objectively incorrect.