Be an ex first lady. Be an ex Secretary of State. Spend your whole life getting to this position. Get the endorcement of 98% of the legacy media. Get billions from Soros and other globalists. Elevate your opposition because he is an "easy" opponent. Get questions to a debate from CNN. Cheat Bernie out of the primary. Have 98% of Hollywood behind you. Have all the polls on your side until the night of the election. Still fucking lose to the host of the Apprentice. Get shitfaced drunk and make Podesta give the "concession". Blame Russia for your loss. Dissapear into the woods for a week, presumably hunting and eating children. Return in a 1980's bad guy outfit and blame Russia again.