I actually laughed but I just woke up so maybe I'm unnecessarily giddy
Coffee is how I wake up.
You should eat breakfast before you have coffee, didn't you read that article someone posted. You're fucking up your metabolism! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
I've been doing this for decades and I'm perfectly fine.
Bacon, eggs on chive pancakes and following, sometimes noodles.
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