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Sometimes I click on a "X" link because it has a cool avatar and I just want to see the avatar.

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Every time I improve myself in any way, I feel shittier.

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I don't enjoy reading Poal.

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Though lethal, I was not trained to be an attack dog. Apologies @Morbo, hope my bite marks heal quickly 😢

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@boone told me he likes it when @sporkulon wears high heels. These are our weekends now. SMDH

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@sporkulon told me he wears high heels

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I don't enjoy most desserts

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Forgive me Poal for I have nigged.

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Friends, I don't think this world has need of me. Maybe I'll try another time after reincarnation.

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I do my best thinking in noisy bars, with a few under the belt, solo.

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You guys, I had no idea "Behind Blue Eyes" was from a never-produced rock opera... I'd always thought it was about White Man's Burden and the hate we Whites receive for our accomplishments

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NSFW I can't take it anymore.

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I use two hands on a laptop's touchpad. Never could use it one-handed like a mouse.

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I might be the most pathetic person you know.

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I'm improving daily in my weightlifting and rowing. I have a date and a trip lined up with a tattoo-free, fit 6 ft Aryan female of childbearing age. I've cut back my drinking. I'm reading Mein Kampf and the Stoics. I have a very well-paying job with generous time off. Etc. Etc. Why can't I be happy?

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I hate people. If we met, I'd probably hate you too.

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Guys, I'm really fucking demoralized, and I shouldn't be.

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I'm glancing at /s/all/new like usual, and find myself uninterested in even clicking any post... shitpost, don't care... covid, don't care... biden, don't care... deep state, don't care... 2-party politics, don't care... islam, don't care... illegal immigration, don't care... corruption, don't care

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I can't deal with TV or movie scenes where the main characters are chopping vegetables etc. They're going to cut their finger half of the time!!!

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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of everything. I just want to be left alone, God damn it!

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@Grandmacaesar, @Fridayjones, and I are all feds.

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have ya ever been wasted in waikiki and danced in your flip-flops & board shorts with an australian chick whose boyfriend stood at the bar and stared?

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I have never been in a vehicle accident.

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Tell Poal your darkest secret

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.... I GOWT A REEL CONFESSION TAH MAKE: MEH AND @STUPIDBIRD GAY. WE BEEN GAY ON POAL SINCE WE JOIN. WE A GAY COUPLE. AND WE LUB IT AND DEMI LAVADTO

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