Yeah, I remember that idiot.
I remember hearing an archived cylinder on the internet back in the day. Some woman singing a folksy song about good ol' cocaine.
Yeah, cocaine used to be quite the thing before it became illegal. Good for what ails ya.
I had some pure fishscale about a month ago. Only do it a few times a year
Wax cylinders? My nigger. I'd sell them for a pawn shop on eBay. Always wanted to hear one
If I can find the crane to my player, I'll play one and record it.
Those are Joe's.
Not complaining for free.
You always complain for free.
No, actually those are most likely Timothy Yu's cylinders.
Timothy Yu's cylinders.
You're awfully excited to get your hands on another man's cylinder.
You're awfully quick to notice. Something you're not telling the class?
Those look like the cylinders on which Thomas Edison recorded the voices of demons. He built a machine to hear demonic voices, you know. He was a spiritualist, as were so many others of his age.
I have one of those devices that will conjure the demonic choir from the grooves in the cylinder.
I've got a couple hundred of those
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