I put that shit on everything.
Semitruck spills 40K pounds of Frank’s RedHot sauce on Ohio highway amid heatwave
The (((NY Post))) has hit new levels of stupidity conflating the hot sauce as being related to a heatwave. That's just idiotic. Furthermore, saying 40K pounds was spilled when the photos show far less than 40 pounds spilt is complete lies. NPCs will still slurp this shit up though.
All of those pieces of information are factually correct...just not necessarily in the order presented, or even providing enough information to tell you how they relate to one another.