Deep fried deep fry.
A city just has a gondola to get around by?
Ohio, they say — but it feels gay,
No streets, just husks and a corndog regime.
No buses, no bikes, no late-night drive-thru,
Just funnel cakes and hushpuppies blowing on through.
The mayor wears crocs, the sky smells like pie —
In gondola-town, where logic goes awry
Hadn’t intended.
Deep fried deep fry.
A city just has a gondola to get around by?
Ohio, they say — but it feels gay,
No streets, just husks and a corndog regime.
No buses, no bikes, no late-night drive-thru,
Just funnel cakes and hushpuppies blowing on through.
The mayor wears crocs, the sky smells like pie —
In gondola-town, where logic goes awry
@Theodore_Kent
Welcome to the forum for the United Emirates of Ohio and outer environs. Please check your weapons at the door, inoperative weapons will be confiscated and repaired.
Stories and Events from OHIO are welcome. Images and memes about OHIO are fine. Good or bad about OHIO? Put it here.
It's all OHIO. Always has been. And if it's not, it doesn't belong here.
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