Look how lethargic he is. His eyes are closed and he's breathing so heavily. He's filled with McDonalds toxins while vegetable oils have clogged up his lymphatic system. He's a walking corpse that's still unnaturally retaining water, giving him the appearance of life.
Like the LA county health minister
He claimed that the Jewkrainians know he's a "high level asset" and that's why they're expending resources to keep him in safe houses.
He's partially right, he's a high level asset to the local buffet.
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