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That's why I shop at Illegalfirearms.biz ( Russian guy, Boris, lives one floor above me with his mother and three weird uncles. ) His security business "I love legal Firearms (R)". Heard their slogan a million times: "Shut your whore mouth - I kill you, Tovarish".

You used to get a lighter with every carton of cigs, These guys send a complementary Boomstick with every shipping container of shells. (Courtney Love repellant optional.)

Tried to make funny joke. For Eurofags like me, there might be Walmarts, but none those sell what this plant craves.

Once met this guy in a bar. He claimed he had three nines on order, then WuFlu happened and the logistics got all out of whack. Which is good because nothing positive ever comes from such desperate attempts to exchange currency for the fleeting illusion of security. :)