I was in a restaurant yesterday, a sip of water went down the wrong pipe, no problem, coughed it out politely and began resuming to eat. People were looking at me wide-eyed like I was on the last stages of leprosy.
I feel your pain.
But I like being the guy people step around like you have the plague when your shopping.
I like having 5 feet all around me. No one ever says anything though.
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