As your armchair lawyer I advise you to play the race card. If that doesn't work, claim that the total value was below $750 (startpage.com) and you didn't benefit economically and therefore doesn't qualify as a real crime. If that doesn't work, blame white people for your actions and give jessie jackson a call.
At first glance, armed robbery = nigger. I tried to confirm with a pic, but couldn't find one. A few things have me question the race:
1) Spencer? Not exactly a nigger name 2) Said he didn't know it was a crime instead of saying he dindu nuffin. 3) Has a scholarship for college, but it didn't say it was for sports. 4) The clerk told him to fuck himself and wasn't giving him shit. The clerk sounds black, but knowing the lack of value niggers put on others lives, the clerk probably wouldn't tempt fate by mocking a nigger like that.
I'd like some confirmation of race on this one. The equation doesn't add up.
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