We are 10 days away from Valentine’s Day, which is right around the time unimaginative straight men normally take to OpenTable in an attempt to secure a reservation at a “special” restaurant for a “special” evening.
So the article was written by a fat and probably jewish cat lady who hit the wall hard? Sure seems like that.
>We are 10 days away from Valentine’s Day, which is right around the time unimaginative straight men normally take to OpenTable in an attempt to secure a reservation at a “special” restaurant for a “special” evening.
So the article was written by a fat and probably jewish cat lady who hit the wall hard? Sure seems like that.
Sure does sound like it.
Sure does sound like it.
If it was ever able to hit the wall it might have just bounced off it
If it was ever able to hit the wall it might have just bounced off it
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