That's gym membership, chore, character builder and punishment rolled into one

Fire wood is quite efficient. It heats you four times. Cutting it, carting it, spitting it and burning it.

Chopping wood is known to produce the highest testosterone response of all activities. Yes, even more than sex.

I actually miss chopping firewood. Not much call for it in a townhouse. I used to do it when I was a kid b/c we sold it in bundles from our house. It's almost therapeutic.

Get to it! Chop chop!