I just walked by this black girl at work who I've never heard speak before. She was agitated and venting to another black chick. So much more loud and shrill than I imagined.

Apparently: SHE THINK HER MAN AIN'T EVEN BEEN AT WORK FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS HE BE LYIN AN GOT FIRED AFTER 3 DAYS AT HE NEW JOB AN SHE ABOUT TO KICK HIS ASS OUT

Or so I gather.

That is shockingly accurate. Though, the "battery" on top should be smaller, cut in half, leaking, and from time to time going "CHIRP".