Spot on

"You put the glass down in the wrong place."

Clogged drains and hair slapped on the shower wall.

It seems like women get a reputation for being the cleaner and more organized of the sexes but this is not the case in my experience.

A timeless classic, since indoor plumbing.

That's OK, next time I will leave it down and piss all over it...

Challenge accepted. Women like this just need to be dominated. Regular mild spanking and a rough fucking and they will be domesticated in a very short time.