"You put the glass down in the wrong place."

Spot on

It seems like women get a reputation for being the cleaner and more organized of the sexes but this is not the case in my experience.

Clogged drains and hair slapped on the shower wall.

That's OK, next time I will leave it down and piss all over it...

Challenge accepted. Women like this just need to be dominated. Regular mild spanking and a rough fucking and they will be domesticated in a very short time.