You forgot "Job expectations over and above your job description for no additional pay"
Also missing "diversity hires"
A few months ago at my job a diversity hire ran over a white coworker's foot with some heavy machinery. It wasn't malice, just incompetence. Which in some ways is worse because even if they like you they can still maime or kill you through the power of retardery.
Anyway the injured guy will live and be back to work in some months but he'll have to have lots of metal pins and stuff put into his crushed foot.
Shit skins never complain about it. But they also never do the job right, anyway
You must have 10 years of experience in a technology that has existed for 6 years. Yes, we know you invented that technology but you are unqualified. (This actually happened)
Can confirm. Can't tell my job for reasons, but the expectations are insane considering most of the people we have applying are former or current drug addicts or felons
tell me you work for the govt without telling me you work for the govt..
And yearly review is "meets expectations."