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Buys hat and gets gay tattoo on neck, puts on tight jeans and rides pos gutless 70's motorcycle with drum breaks to coffee shop, proceeds to swish back hair from forehead while sipping coffee.

Buys hat and gets gay tattoo on neck, puts on tight jeans and rides pos gutless 70's motorcycle with drum breaks to coffee shop, proceeds to swish back hair from forehead while sipping coffee.

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[–] • 3 pts

Ok, I'm guilty of the Ball mason jars for drinks. But to be fair, iced coffee, and Coke taste best out of glass, and I've used mason jars as long as I've been alive.

[–] • 2 pts

I get Libby made in USA pint glasses from the dollar store for glass drinking vessels. Yes, everything tastes better out of glass.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

It's ok, you only fall in to this category if you have more than one of these items. Neck tattoo is a joker card so you lose automatically.

[–] • 2 pts

Everyone knows shine tastes best in a mason jar.

[–] • 1 pt

Shouldn't it be a ebike

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

It's a 2010 hipster my guy. e-bikes didn't exist then.

[–] • 1 pt

Damn I always hated hipsters, but always had the jump on better music, but that's kinda how hipsters are. And I have an e bike

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Like I said in my comment above: It's ok, you only fall in to this category if you have more than one of these items. Neck tattoo is a joker card so you lose automatically. e-bikes have advanced past the hipster stage now too so you should be ok mate.