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[–] 5 pts

It says "nigger" when the battery is flat, so niggers will notice it, and if there's a fire, it yells "cops!", causing the niggers to rapidly evacuate.

[–] 1 pt

Kinda lol, but niggers aren't people.

lol that is such an Ari Gold saying

[–] 0 pt (edited )

Or.. It says ... "If you change my 9V battery a $500 bonus will be added to your EBT" Probably just put a sticker saying this on the unit, "when beeping do this" . Word will get around and soon tyrone will be changing everyones batteries. Till he realizes there is no bonus ebt. Im sure he will keep trying though, Its a sticker and stickers dont lie lol.

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And White Europeans could have a chuckle while their fire alarm names the negro.

nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, NIGGER

Or, if it actually senses smoke, it says "your wavvy gravvy babby mama is here nigga, hide"

as the room burns down