It's been 9 years since Elon Musk had this photo permanently removed from the internet forever
Wait a minute here. I can see this picture even though it was permanently removed from the internet 9 years ago. I must logically conclude that I have time traveled back to a time before this picture was permanently removed. I am going to use my knowledge of the future to stock up on ivermectin, BTC, ammo and toilet paper. I'm going to be super fucking rich in a few years.
100% correct. This picture gives you the power of time travel but only once, hence you have unmistakably used your turn.
Act accordingly.
It worked for me. I'm 32 seconds into the future.
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