The climate down South is aggressively hot, suitable only for those of inferior negroid and mulatto breeding. The persistent heat and constant humidity broils the Caucasian brain, leading them to slur their speech and contract their words into what they call an 'accent', but in reality, is nothing more than a devolved pidgin of the English language.
The south is full of whites that can deal with any climate without their government coming to take care of their precious pavement 24/7. That accent? The closest to our ancestors. The "southern drawl" is just us pronouncing the full words. Yankees are just lazy clowns that can't use their words. Lastly, we were the last ones that understood niggers were subhuman livestock. Everyone else fought to ensure they could fuck your daughters.
and, to think, that I like you. :)
You of course also must realize that to us southerners, yankees all sound hyper gay with that northern accent. Prissy is what ya'll sound like.
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