To be fair, southern snow melts and refreezes into ice SUPER fast. So even IF they had the plows and salt to treat everything, the snow turning into ice would just fuck everything again regardless.
This post was made by "I didn't know it was frozen, will my hip grow back?" Master Race.
The climate down South is aggressively hot, suitable only for those of inferior negroid and mulatto breeding. The persistent heat and constant humidity broils the Caucasian brain, leading them to slur their speech and contract their words into what they call an 'accent', but in reality, is nothing more than a devolved pidgin of the English language.
The south is full of whites that can deal with any climate without their government coming to take care of their precious pavement 24/7. That accent? The closest to our ancestors. The "southern drawl" is just us pronouncing the full words. Yankees are just lazy clowns that can't use their words. Lastly, we were the last ones that understood niggers were subhuman livestock. Everyone else fought to ensure they could fuck your daughters.
and, to think, that I like you. :)
You of course also must realize that to us southerners, yankees all sound hyper gay with that northern accent. Prissy is what ya'll sound like.
Shoveling the drive in the early morning is a peaceful affair.
We've got very steep mountain roads where guard rails are a luxury and hairpin turns aren't rare, a half inch of snow makes it damn near impossible to traverse no matter how big your plow army is.
"Dude it's -30C outside today" "Sweet, it's getting warmer finally"
You realize that there ARE mountains in the south, right?
We don't typically get FEET of snow, but it certainly snows every year.
I almost want to see you try to navigate an 8 foot wide mountain road in the snow knowing that there's a 100 foot drop just inches from the road.
I live in Appalachia, and it only ever snows like a tenth of an inch once or twice a year. Nothing extreme.
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