On the bright side, we can expect an exciting new writing utensil to be invented in the next decade.

Does it seek to appeal to nonces by including menarche and lesbianism?

Was it written on a quantum computer?

Will it too will be written in ballpoint pen by a ghost writer?

I'm surprised that they haven't gone with a video of a refugee girl running through a burning village with sirens (the waaah waaah ones) in the background while holding a kitten, a white kitten. Wag the dog indeed.

Is she jewish?