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I saw a woman with a mask and huge plastic visor also wearing blue latex gloves in the grocery store the other day. She looked like how a time traveler from another planet would have appeared in a 1950's sci-fi film.

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You should have started coughing up a lung.

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Or following her around and staying silent directly beside her until she left and then following her outside and before she got in her car simply asking, "are you an extra terrestrial?"

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I like that. But you have to say it in that wide-eyed child voice like you'd just seen miles of candy and it's all free.