I don't get women. Believe me you want the seat to be up in a club or restaurant. If it's down it gets peed on. So you want us to lift it up then set it down? OK so when you're done, why don't you put it up for me? So I have to put it up then down, but you won't even lift it up? And ladies. Listen. In a public toilet, especially one you share at work in the office. You gotta check under the seat when you're on your period. You ladies made a God forsaken mess and don't even know it. Really gross. Lift that damn seat and see for yourself. Sometimes the mess is unimaginably gross. Yes, we see you at work and don't say anything. And the toilet paper roll Believe me. If we ever don't change the roll it's because our hands are not clean. And if they are clean, it's becaue they're wet. And you don't want wet hands to change the toilet paper roll. They don't get dry enough to handle toilet paper. Give it a few hours. We'll come back for it. Well maybe we won't. But sometimes you lose the toilet paper roll lottery but it's certainly better than soiled TP. The only time we use it is to wipe our asses. You're the one using 90% of it. Maybe you should change 9 out of every 10 rolls anyway.