Fucking sissy Eurotrash. You call THAT a coffee mug?
Close, my firearm is holstered because i do not want bacon on it.
Lard keeps the rust off. https://archive.is/5OGLs
I found this place called Bass Pro, that sells really good products of cleaning firearms. On the 'lard' thing, i grew up on Crisco at home, and went hunting with a man that used lard for cooking. He cooked fish for dinner on our deer hunt, and i could not eat it. No lard.
For God's sake, I hope you didn't use that stuff to wack-off...
That's SHORTENING!
You don't grease your weapons with bacon grease already?
No shit. Fuckin 9 gies in the left, the. 45 goes on the right. Not nearly enough bacon too.
Only one egg?
Actually made me LOL
it would depend on your position in relation to others. never point the gun towards others, so it would depend if you at a window seat or an interior booth, or at home.
Close, but I typically keep an AR-15 and a 12 gauge by the kitchen table. Sometimes they're on it, but I try to be civil.
Not enough bacon.
It's at least laying down on the wrong side.
Is a gun considered a fork?
That would be a GORK
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