Ahhhh a little of the ol Untraviolence eh? Please check with Malcom McDowell first. I believe he holds the rights to ALL Ultraviolence .

Those are almost all laugh out loud funny to me.

I’ve never heard “I’m going to empty a magazine in the dark” before.

Don't say 6AM? Time to get ready for work!

Instead say 6AM? Time to get ready to cleanse the US from scum!