In first grade, my class was assigned to draw something that we wanted. I drew "The Destroyer" a vehicle that for a crude child's drawing, looked a lot like this. The idea I had in mind was shinier and had more guns mounted on it but, was pretty much this. My teacher said I was an awful child crumpled it up and tossed it in the trash. I got it back out after she turned her back. Dad liked it, and Mom said she was a cunt and that I shouldn't listen to her. Fuck that teacher, she was a cunt.