This might replace my twin peaks welcome mat
This might replace my twin peaks welcome mat
This might replace my twin peaks welcome mat
Not everyone is welcome. Sorry. Life isn't fair.
Obama never invites me over. Heck, not even Fuck Joe Biden invites me for dinner.
Life is still beautiful.
.....so I can order one of those on amazon?...or do I need to go through one of you guys? I want 10.....I'm gonna give them to everyone in the town I live in... :)
"Welcome" mats are a conspiracy by demonic forces to have open invitations into your home.
Remember, they can't come in unless invited.
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