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This might replace my twin peaks welcome mat

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Not everyone is welcome. Sorry. Life isn't fair.

Obama never invites me over. Heck, not even Fuck Joe Biden invites me for dinner.

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.....so I can order one of those on amazon?...or do I need to go through one of you guys? I want 10.....I'm gonna give them to everyone in the town I live in... :)

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"Welcome" mats are a conspiracy by demonic forces to have open invitations into your home.

Remember, they can't come in unless invited.