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- Next 100 dreams are vivid nightmares OR Honey ham taste for 2 years
- Pay $5,000 fine
Those are the only options which do not necessarily have life lasting affects. Naked in public is quick but it would also stick with you for a long time, and you'd likely get charged with a crime.
Having to do 20 jumping jacks each day isn't so bad, except it's for life and there are no caveats. If you're deathly ill and bed ridden, do those jumping jacks. Just broke your leg? What part of "Mandatory" did you not understand?
Even staying in bed for 2 week straight could potentially fuck shit up. Not sure I could deal with the ham pill though. The nightmares would make you stronger in the end.
Not sure I could deal with the ham pill though
The issue is you can for a while, but you'll grow to resent the taste. I could never manage.
Yeah that's my issue. It's 2 years of everything tasting the same. Would be insufferable.
It would be no fun for sure, but you could use it to your advantage.
Feel like some ham? Well, eat salad and lean protein, it tastes like ham anyways.
Don't feel like ham? Eat salad and lean protein, tastes like ham anyways.
Once you're so sick of ham you never feel like eating anything blend your healthy stuff into a shake, chug it on move on.
Oh, it'd be unfun, but you could really dial in your diet and get in great shape, and then save time and money when you're down to blending shakes just for nutrition cause you could buy the cheapest healthy stuff available, blend and move on.
Everyone who has ever done a super strict diet for a sporting event or something has done this anyways, just with the problem of facing a temptation. This just removes that. And ham isn't so bad that you couldn't chug your shakes once you're super sick of it. Rotten eggs or something would be pretty rough. ham would be unfun, but you could make it work for you.
Especially with all the dicks you sucked.
I would choose the blue but said I couldn't caveat that it would carry no legal consequences... I could deal with the social consequences though
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