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[–] • 11 pts

Dumbasses. It says you CAN only pick two. Not that you have to pick any.

[–] • 6 pts

Ya, but, it also doesn't say you have to be the one to swallow them. A few of these would be pretty fun to slip to someone.

[–] • 4 pts

Tbf the jumping jacks wouldn't be too bad, probably end up stronger for it.

[–] • 4 pts

Lol. Ok found the non-dumbass.

[–] • 4 pts

Lol. Ok found the non-dumbass.

Are you sure? I read all the comments and I'm disappointed that Poal did not pick up on something extremely important here: there is no mention of any authority enforcing any consequences and no one here is saying "fuck you I won't take any because you have no power over me".

The saddest part is that some commenters actually added extra "mandatory" clauses where none were given. If this was a test of obedience and subservience, then Poal failed miserably. That's pretty damned sad.

And just for the record my choices are:

FUCK YOU! I will not take any of your pills and there's nothing you can do about it.

[–] • 1 pt

Blah blah blah. The guy I originally replied to already put it much more plainly.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts
  • Next 100 dreams are vivid nightmares OR Honey ham taste for 2 years
  • Pay $5,000 fine

Those are the only options which do not necessarily have life lasting affects. Naked in public is quick but it would also stick with you for a long time, and you'd likely get charged with a crime.

Having to do 20 jumping jacks each day isn't so bad, except it's for life and there are no caveats. If you're deathly ill and bed ridden, do those jumping jacks. Just broke your leg? What part of "Mandatory" did you not understand?

Even staying in bed for 2 week straight could potentially fuck shit up. Not sure I could deal with the ham pill though. The nightmares would make you stronger in the end.

[–] • 2 pts

Not sure I could deal with the ham pill though

The issue is you can for a while, but you'll grow to resent the taste. I could never manage.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Yeah that's my issue. It's 2 years of everything tasting the same. Would be insufferable.

[–] • 2 pts

It would be no fun for sure, but you could use it to your advantage.

Feel like some ham? Well, eat salad and lean protein, it tastes like ham anyways.

Don't feel like ham? Eat salad and lean protein, tastes like ham anyways.

Once you're so sick of ham you never feel like eating anything blend your healthy stuff into a shake, chug it on move on.

Oh, it'd be unfun, but you could really dial in your diet and get in great shape, and then save time and money when you're down to blending shakes just for nutrition cause you could buy the cheapest healthy stuff available, blend and move on.

Everyone who has ever done a super strict diet for a sporting event or something has done this anyways, just with the problem of facing a temptation. This just removes that. And ham isn't so bad that you couldn't chug your shakes once you're super sick of it. Rotten eggs or something would be pretty rough. ham would be unfun, but you could make it work for you.

[–] • 2 pts

Especially with all the dicks you sucked.

[–] • 1 pt

I would choose the blue but said I couldn't caveat that it would carry no legal consequences... I could deal with the social consequences though

[–] • 1 pt

You can't separate social from legal. They are one in the same.

[–] • 3 pts

Everyone is saying black, but you don't want to be 95 and still having to do jumping jacks every single day. That's a lasting thing.

I'm going with yellow and purple.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I'd rahter pay a 5k fine than have my nose broken, because I'm a lil bitch

[–] • 2 pts

For sure you are. A broken nose is not that big a deal.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

A broken nose is not that big a deal.

Exactly, that's why I said "because I'm a lil bitch"

[–] • 1 pt

Red and blue are the easiest.

[–] • 2 pts

Red could mess you up psychologically, and blue could also having a lasting effect depending on the location of your public nudity.

Me, I'd rather have my nose broken then have two weeks bed rest for it.

[–] • 1 pt

Exactly. What if you break your ankle?

[–] • 2 pts

Purple and black. Let's see how that's enforced, lol

[–] • 2 pts

you end up making bed angels instead

[–] • 1 pt

It doesn't say you have to lie down in bed.

[–] • 1 pt

Aww shucks. Wait, is that an invitation? Are you a real girl or do you just pretend to be one on the interwebs?

[–] • 2 pts

always assume who you talk to on the internet is a guy, can't be taking any chances

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Is the nude in public a one time thing?

Edit: What constitutes a nightmare?

[–] • 0 pt

What constitutes a nightmare?

public nudity?

[–] • 1 pt

I don't know...it doesn't say where you have to be nude in public. If you are in Texas, there's areas where the closest person is miles away.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

If you stayed in bed for two weeks maybe you could also have 100 nightmares in that time then just be done with whatever this is.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

I say Red and Yellow. Nightmares and a broken nose are not that big a deal.

Edit: On reflection taking a broken nose over the 5k fine makes it obvious what a miser I am.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Black and yellow (the jumping jacks would make me strong enough to unbreak my nose).

[–] • 1 pt

brown & black

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

black

You sure? I picked black at first, but then thought more about it. You would have to do 20 jumping jacks each day, every single day, for the rest of your life.

If your leg is broken, you still have to do your 20 a day.

[–] • 0 pt

There are risks to each choice, alas... perhaps by doing the jacks you strengthen the body and hedge against breaking the leg.

[–] • 1 pt

Green Yellow, easy. Charged with is meaningless. I could jaywalk and the (((DA))) could charge me with murder, wouldn't get past the preliminary hearing. Broken nose, been there.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

red & purple because that would be super fun

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