Jokes on you, I haven't checked my voicemail in years. If I don't answer the phone(thank you caller id), there's a reason. If you text, at least I get the option to answer with foreknowledge of what I'm getting into.

Answer the damn phone you anti social bastards. I will not type out a paragraph when I can tell you in like 10 seconds of talking. Something short, sure, that what it is for.