I hear the faster internet shit thrown around all the time and it's always some little fucking country where everyone is crammed together. Sorry you don't have 10 gigabit internet out in the sticks where you're happier without it. People use the stupidest shit for comparisons and it makes me want to slap the shit out of them. How about we do lowest number of shitskins per square mile as a unit of happiness? Or would that just be crime stats?