*when you find a wild hoodrat, they are usually near a KFC, McDonald's or Popeyes family dining restaurant and sometimes lurking out back.* *wild hoodrats respond to marijuana cigarettes and rap music as well as crack or a nice car, or "whip" as they call it.* *do not have sexual encounters with a wild hoodrat as you will get one of two things, STDs or single mother child support payments, or in a dangerous case, both.* - thank you for listening to this message