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[–] 6 pts

It will probably steal itself.

[–] 6 pts

It will probably steal itself.

... and then run faster, but away from you, to keep from working.

[–] 5 pts

Neither, your resources just keep disappearing, think what chrome does to your ram.

[–] 3 pts

You'll never be able to relax...

[–] 2 pts

It would catch a virus and spread it to anything it touches. It will also cost a fortune to maintain with no visible benefit.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Itll run fast until it realizes it has no where else to go. Then it'll believe it's a different computer all together.

[–] 0 pt

And the fans will suddenly stop working.

"Ah caint breeve!"

[–] 2 pts

Keep chicken and watermelon out of the house and it may run faster.

[–] 1 pt

It will stop working. It will ask for gibs and reparations. Then it will steal your shit. It will then run faster to get away from the po-po. Finally it will kill you when it chimps out.

[–] 1 pt

Don't do it. All of your computer's processes will be canceled because it is going around in "blackcase".

[–] 1 pt

It will get your tablet pregnant, go out to get cigarettes and never come back.