https://www.ameshighweb.com/showcase/2013/11/13/christmas-communist-conspiracy/

>Christmas: Communist Conspiracy? | Santa’s Secret Socialist Society | Stefan Kraus, Opinion Haver | November 13, 2013 ... How does he know who is naughty and nice? I will tell you; secret police. Sorry Jimmy, for thinking that you are intrinsically unique from comrade Viktor you get a one way ticket to the Gulag this year, and some socks. Santa’s workshop? Communist paradise. Not only do all employees get paid the same amount no matter how many toy trains, dolls, or SAMSUNG 840 EVO MZ-7TE1T0BW 2.5″ 1TB SATA III TLC Internal Solid State Drives they make, they actually get paid nothing. Unlike Socialism, the elves do not own the means of production. Santa rules over the classless populous with an iron fist. Well, Mitten. Why is Santa holed up in the North Pole? Did he try to invade Poland, but used Apple Maps to get directions, or is he homesick of Siberia? So what is this Kremlin Clutcher Kringle plotting? Simple, he wants to crush our capitalist system by getting everyone hooked on government handouts. Just like the idiom; teach a man to fish he’ll eat for life, but give a man an XBOX One(™) and Black Ops: Ghosts (™) and he’ll eat Doritos(™) and Mountain Dew(™) until prematurely dying in the cheese-encrusted tomb of his mother’s basement from a heart attack induced by the euphoric excitement of a 360-NoScope(™). How do we, freedom-loving capitalists all, fight this Saint Nikolai?

One big difference. If you are bad: Santa gives you coal, Marx kills you.

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